Short People By Newman From Seinfeld

Intro: (x2) verse 1 What should we do Oh, What should we do These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves We only have one chance Yeah, we only have one shot To beat them in a competition of our choice We should challenge them in a game of Basketball I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule verse 2 This plan is foolproof Oh, it’s a foolproof plan I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something) Cause that would suck, man Oh, that would really bust my gourd If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills We should challenge them in a game of Basketball I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule (2x)