I Want All My Friends

Intro: I want all my friends to be happy I want all my friends to find love I want all my friends to share good things and be blessed by the light from above I want all my friends to be hopeful Not to be slaves to a bank I hope that my friends never have to roll through the street in a tank I want all my friends to have kitchens stocked up with bountiful food I hope they wake with a smile and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude' I want all my friends to know laughter uncontrollable from deep in the gut I want all my friends to have fine shoes and to pat someone cute on the butt I want all my friends to go travel and to see the world for just what it is a beautiful place to inhabit a big melting pot made of ... jizz (TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this a big melting pot made of ... bliss I want all my friends to dance naked (TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked. So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good. I want all my friends to dance neked so that all of their neighbors can see I want them all to be colour blind and to keep those skin head racists far away from me I want all my straight friends to love all of the gay friends I have I'd love it if we all went to dinner because my gay friends always pick up the tab I want all my friends to be healthy and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff I want them to live long and prosper and to tell cancer to just go fuck off I want all my friends to know one thing that one day, when I'm long dead and gone I want them to know that I love them and that that's why I wrote them this song Because, I want all my friends to be happy I want all my friends to find love I want all my friends to share good things an be blessed by the light from above