All Men Are Pigs

Note: If the sounds kinda funky during the "All men are pigs" part, feel free to just play . La la la la la la la la la la (x4) You are one of them: Everything but femme I won't be fooled again You've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men I believe in Simone de Beauvoir I believe that life's a film noir I know the role that you play, so save your clichés I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say: "I'm not typical, and Simone- You are just cynical! I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." All men are pigs, All men are pigs, I've seen their tricks (hold) All men are pigs My logic will prevail So shut up, nightingale This is no fairytale: every single male That I've met 'till this day had a curly tail I believe it's a poo poo world Men deceive - That means you too, girl! So zip it up, Romeos. Listen Juliets: It's a form of foreplay when you hear them say: "I'm not typical, and Simone- You are just cynical! I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." All men are pigs All men are pigs All men are pigs I've seen their tricks They know the licks That get the chicks (hold) All men are pigs All men but me "I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up" Because I'm not typical, and Simone- You are just cynical! I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. Cha'mon! I'm not so typical." All men are pigs All men are pigs All men are pigs I've seen their tricks They know the licks That get the chicks All men are pigs (I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink. Cha'mon! I'm not so typical.) (hold) All men are pigs All men but me.