One More Christmas Beer

Intro: It's that time of year when we all get together And afterwards we wonder why 'Cause the later it gets, the drunker we are Someone always ends up in a fight Well you'd think that a family could try to get along At least this one day a year But the fact is we can't, we never will So pass me one more Christmas beer If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together, But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer We don't know any better, same thing, different year God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer Scotty's got GB down in a head-lock, Mike just got decked in the hall Over somethin' 'bout NASCAR and who had the fast car And who put Junior into that wall Well grandma's bitchin' about men in the kitchen It's a good thing my grandpa can't hear I've tried to stay sober, but this party ain't over So pass me one more Christmas beer If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, get drunk and annoy 'em I'm usually the one who tries to hold it together, But someone smoked up all my Christmas cheer We don't know any better, same thing, different year God bless the family, can't wait 'til it's over, pass me one more Christmas beer We don't know any better, same thing, different year Hallelujah and Happy Holidays, pass me one more Christmas beer