Stroking My Beard

Intro: x2 Well you see my beard And you think that I'm a lazy slob Yeah you see my beard And you think that I don't have a Job (Don't have a job) And you're right And you're right I don't have a job (Don't have a job) I don't have a job (Don't have a job) I do have a beard (Do have a beard) But I don't have a job (Don't have a job) Well you see my beard And think I mustn?t live decently Yeah you see my beard And you assume that I haven?t showered recently And you're right As it happens you're right I haven?t showered recently (Haven?t showered recently) I haven?t showered recently (You don't have a job) I don't have a job (You don't have a job) I do have a beard (But you don't have a job) I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard Well you see my beard And you think that I look like a thug Yeah you see my beard And you decide that I must be on drugs And you're right On this occasion you're right I am on drugs (You are on drugs) I am on drugs (You don't have a job) I haven?t showered recently (Haven?t showered recently) I don't have a job (You should get a job) I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard I've been spending my days stroking my beard (You don't have a job) I don't have a job (you don't have a job) I haven't showered recently (Haven't showered recently) I am on drugs (Stop taking drugs) I've been spending my days (spending your days) Just stroking my beard (You are on drugs) My beard feels really nice (That's cause you're on drugs) I am on drugs (Stop being on drugs and get a job) I have a beard Beards