Theres Just Nothing Better Than A Beard

INTRO: verse 1 AB I've sat upon the mountains with the wind blowin' in my hair I've watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea I've walked through the forests and I've breathed the purest air And I've felt, warm soft sand, 'neath my feet I've laid in the water and I've soared above the ground I've sat in the silence and I've listened to the sound The more that I have seen and done one thing remains clear There's just nothing better than a beard verse 2 AB I've read all the books, I've written all the songs I've conquered the world and walked upon the moon I've met with kings and emperors and often I have found That I've had, the best beard, in the room I've made love to every single woman I've met I stopped global warming, and I freed Tibet But in spite of all I've loved, and all that I've held dear There's just nothing better than a beard INTERLUDE There's nothing better than a beard, oh yea Better than a beard verse 3 And on the day I died AB I crossed to the other side And in the beauty of heaven I stood I sang with the angels and I touched the face of God Oh and I, felt his beard, and it was good Then I stood in his presence, and the Lord said to me son "You must return to Earth for your work is not yet done!" "I send you with a message, for all mankind to hear" "There's just nothing better than a beard!" There's nothing better than a beard There's nothing better than a beard (woahh yea) There's nothing better than a beard There's nothing better than a beard There's nothing better than a beard There's nothing better than a beard Well I've crossed a thousand oceans I've walked a thousand lands Climbed the mountain ranges Survived the desert sands I've spoken every language I've lived a thousand years But the only thing I know Is that there's just, nothing, better, than a beard! Woah woah woah woah! Nothing better than a beard! Nothing better than a beard! Nothing better than a beard x2 Well I've bathed in all the oils I've tasted all the wines I've answered all the questions I've crossed the finish line I've conquered all the evil I've defeated every foe But my facial hair will grow And that's all I need to know KEY CHANGE ("Nothing better than a beard" chant/high pitched wailing continues throughout) I just, I just really love beards... BEARDS. I JUST, I JUST REALLY LOVE BEARDS. LAST KEY CHANGE