Bernadette's Song

Intro: "If I didn't have you, life would be blue I'd be Doctor Who without the TARDIS A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ey I'd be cheese without the mac, Steve Jobs without the Wozniak. "I'd be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator, making it much harder to crack I'd be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com ( ) And I'd probably still live with my mom All, echo: And he'd probably still live with his mom "Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around You've supported all my dreams and all my hopes You're like Uranium-235 and I'm Uranium-238 Almost inseparable isotopes I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get From the moment that I met you, Bernadette "If I didn't have you, life would be dreary I'd be string theory without any string I'd be binary code without a one, A cathode ray tube without an electron gun. ) "I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon I'd speak a lot more Klingon,Speaks Klingon ( ) All: And he'd definitely still live with his mom "Ever since I met you, you've turned my world around You're my best friend and my lover We're like changing electric and magnetic fields you can't have one, without the oooooooo-therrr "I couldn't have imagined how good my life would get From the moment that I met you, Bernadette. All: Oh, we couldn't have imagined, how good our lives would get From the moment that we met you, Bernadette"