I arrived home early, she thought that I'd be late And my girly wasn't waiting at the gate I climbed the stairs, the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before And there, I heard a noise behind the bedroom door A silent prayer escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store I, I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man I looked into her eyes and then I knew... I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be This cuckoldation has cuckoldified me And cuckoldentally I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist I should have seen, when I looked at her, she was a cuckoldist I am now a cuckold, she cuckolded me When your love is loving someone else, a cuckold will you be Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees Oh please, I reminisce on my pre-cuckishious period And these cuckolditory things have made me post-cuckoldic Ahh cuck, I feel like such a cuck head Ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh ooh-oo-oo-oo-ooh