Naked Chef

Transcribed by Rob [email protected] Here we go! (x4) My girlfriend don't love me no more, I'm trying my best but she wants more. (pm) She says 'Why can't you be like that guy on TV? (stop) He calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.' I decided to make her some food. Well, I stood at the stove in the nude, (pm) But then I found out, why he's not tackle out, (pm) Why his not in the buff, (pm) While he's cooking his stuff. (let ring) I discovered a whole new meaning to fat fire! I'm trying so hard to impress her, But in the kitchen I'm making a mess-er. My pasta's a huge disaster, She's not in a hurry to eat my curry, (let ring) And my soup spelt backwards is poos. I've got a new recipe, Maybe if he uses it, she'll love me. Oh postie please deliver, My sandwich to Jamie Oliver. That would be the best gift I could give her, If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef. (x2) (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Alright! Rocking out to the kids man! This is the impro bit) I can just see him now on his show, In between washing his car and riding his moped. (pm) His beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment, (let ring) Does he ever have time to cook? Well, what we've a got now is this new recipe posted in from Merrick, yeah Merrick, yeah. It's a sultana sandwich, you know, it's a bit weird. Bit like me, cause I'm a bit weird. I'm a bit on the edge, I'm a bit cool, you know? I'm young - old people don't really get me cause I'm fantastic. Yeah, I'm bloody great. Oh postie please deliver, My sandwich to Jamie Oliver. That would be the best gift I could give her, (lrt ring) If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef. What a gyp! (let ring) Girls get Jamie Oliver. And we get Two Fat Ladies.