Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me The ship went down, everybody drowned And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess And so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me. I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet I'm feeling well; they like me that way See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine Toein' the party line, I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels" But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free (Chorus) Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners Now we cannibals always say grace... (Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in) AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!
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