Drunk Sluts

Intro: (2x) verse 1 Don't understand the gals I meet much lately Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub All I really wanted was a beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts verse 2 They say the girls comin' up these days are looser One date with them they'll let you spend the night I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts Bridge I know I'm gettin' older But every gal can't be like these Don't get me wrong I like to fuck But it's easier sometimes to pee verse 3 Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me Now I only seem to meet Doesn't give a shit to me Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts