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I wanna tell you about my mountain home, where all the ladies names are  
Joan  
Where husband works back late at night - hopes are up for trousers  
down with the hostess on the business flight                                   
Taxi in a mercedes drive - I hope that drivers coming out alive                
That garden in his door-sitive, that lady is so coarse-ative she's got  
fifty ways to lead that boy astray                                                       
She's his one and only but that lovely, she's so lonely - she pumps  
him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way  
Bridge 
One sing-song dance, one per-for-mance, one cheap day show, oh no no  
no no no  
Then the boys light up, then the boys light up, then the boys light up,  
then the boys light up 
V2  
Silently she opens the drawer - mother's little helper is coming out for  
more  
Strategically positioned before the midday show  
The back is arched, those lips are parched, repeated blow by blow  
And later at the party, where all the MPs rave  
About the hummers*  she's been givin' and the money that they've saved  
For her it's just skin lotion, and promotion too  
That flat in Surfer's Paradise with the ocean view  
Repeat bridge  
Repeat chorus