Intro: Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it Ugly frontage? don't even think it. I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet, I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard. rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado No wife no kids, no way juke box I get sent the Belstaff catalogues. rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook. Guess the guest and win a night with Guess the guest and win a night with Guess the guest and win a night with Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man. Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan; I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan" I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man And you can really taste the hops!
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