Hey there moody chops, you've gone and got national acclaim Hey there moody chops, your attitude can never be the same You can never be surly again. 'Cos if you write another song about down in the dumps The people gonna say: 'Hey ' what gives you the humps''� You could be drinking muddy water, sleeping in hollow logs But no, you've got national acclaim. Hey there moody chops, what you gonna sing about next' Hey there moody chops you're gonna have to change the text. No more caterwauling in a minor key, You're gonna have to croon about the Zuiderzee And its total reclamation by twenty-o-three Now you got wads of the stuff Now you got national acclaim. Alright boys, fill the skip. (instr) You're gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeve Your mumbling: you're gonna have to leave behind You're gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketch You'll have to join Jools for the jam sketch. Oh moody chops, oh moody chops Moody chops, oh moody chops, Hey moody chops, mmm moody chops You've gone and got national acclaim You've done got national acclaim. You'¦..

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