(instr) (x8) Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact. Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind ' I beg your pardon Double glazing is amazing don't you all agree' (instr) (x4) No fears, they'll last you for years: our statistics prove it And you'll pose when all the street knows it's you who sets the pace. On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings Insulation for the nation, that's the one for me. (instr) (x4) No draughts 'cos that'd be daft ' a feather acknowledges Newton And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves. In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason No complaining where it's raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey! (instr)
Top songs from Half Man Half Biscuit
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