Intro: verse 1 I entered a field on my right through a bachelor gate I walked by a fraudulent grave to a glass llyn in spate Ford on hold, thoughts turn cold Stranded there, I dreamed a dream where I hold the key to the key museum where Opportunity knocks but I fail to progress ‘Cos I’m wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express. verse 2 The wise counsel of runes I’ve explored Always they lead to my very own Saxon hoard Deep down it lies, never to rise In truth I only long to know in theory could it have been so Still it’s all spent, I’ve got a nice sleep to address ‘Cos I’m wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express. BREAK verse 3 Galvanised briefly I rang up and spoke to a nurse Overnight seemingly things took a turn for the worse There goes my spark, here comes the dark “Close family only” they will say “and what with the M R S A” Restrictions on visiting suit me I have to confess Being wasted with passions I don’t have the courage to express.

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