Intro: (x8) We’re into the final of “The Battle Of The Bands,” woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh And we’re gonna win ‘cos we’ve got the most fans, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh A day in the studio and two hundred quid, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh And a coveted support slot with Lisa Dominique, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh Fretwork homework. (x8) With two pacy numbers we’ll open the show, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh Then slow it all down with the one about that bird, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh A swig of Jack Daniels then off with me top, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh And thank all the judges for sparing the time, woh-o-o-oh, woh-o-o-oh Fretwork homework. (x16) (slower) (x8) The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented The chords are augmented, the amplifier’s rented.

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