(intro ) The difference between us and all the other bands Is that we're different. You can tell by the way we do our interviews That we are different. Underneath the underlying tones and busy melodies Next to the intelligent guitars You'll find frailty, beauty, sex as art And something or other about dolphins; Parlourmaids, dandelions, things 'bout my mind And a dead girl's soul that lives inside me And we don't really know what it's meant to be But it's an absolute depth of intensity But at the end of the night when the rider's been ridden We claim our fee and we get back in the van again. Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus? 'Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke; You get back in to the Vim van Hanegem. Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team (x2) Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could. Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way Ol' Television is set to spearhead An 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way. (fade out) Who loves ya costermonger?
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