If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day

Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good: Leave it as it is, it'll get first place We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'". Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y And you're no longer a miner as of today. Praise for the wardens ready to fine Anyone caught saying 'graphic design' Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets. Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away If I had possession over Pancake Day. Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?' And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?' And after a while he'll die of thirst.