There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves. Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin? When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say "Careful now, that swan can break your arm". Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born Yes before the gods that made the gods were born Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods That's when you got into, that's when you got into Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics

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