Intro: You promised that one day you?d be my wife You said you wanted to be the rest of my life But you put me on a train to Fib Central I went off my swede and you went off with yours. Well look out girl ?cos this is my itinerary Remember me, remember my itinerary. Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. I gave you bread when you were out of bread You gave me hell when I was playing dead But why him though ? him, the harbinger of nothing? Upside down cakes, Brecht and Catcher in the Rye. I?ll catch your eye if you should want to look for me I want you at the end of my itinerary. Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. I see you smiling in the morning mist; you're so exclusive you don't exist But you can't hide the fact that we used to play naked Twister. I?ll dig the hole to pay for your obituary I?ll send a wreath ? and then the rest of me. Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart. Barge to Waregem, ordinary to Enschede, Hydrofoil to Malmo and the last bus to your heart.

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