In the town where I was born lived a man who went to work And he told us of his life building spaceships on forty pounds a week. And he'd take us all for rides, and we'd do some serious drugs in On board the Enterprise Allowance we could do whatever we liked. And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar, Be at the Tony Monopoly incident, Sort a strobe for Connie Plank, A (rpt instr) Shop around with Johnny Kwango. If you would come with me to Dawlish A (rpt instr) I'd be like Stadler's caddy for ya. And we'd return in time for tea and our dads would not have inklings Said we'd been to organise a frisbee competition With the Gypsies down the road. D'ya wanna swap a hundred spandex overcoats For the mental age of a haversack A (rpt instr) It's been like this since we saw PragVEC at the Melkweg. Oh I doctored my edible thong with listeria Now my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards Just as I expected the shopkeeper appeared And then the band began to play.

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