(Intro ) Oh darling sugar honey When it was nice and sunny And when I had some money We would go and see Echo And The Bunny men. Since I was eight I?ve loved you Through garden gates I?ve shoved you Then there?s the time I slashed you And you had to go to hospital. Now you are gone forever Shot by your Uncle Trevor My story seems so tragic Ali Bongo?s good at contortionism. Oh he?s much better than David Nixon ever was Woh oh oh oo-ooh. Slowly I picked my life up Now I go and pick the wife up She works at Marks & Spencer?s La la la Lech Walesas. When Cupid threw her last dart You girl were still in my heart I love you more than ever Even though I married Trevor.
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