Intro: Half past four? Half past four? You said half past ten to us No dry ice? No dry ice? Hey, Jason they've got no dry ice There is no way on earth they should be on after us Five K? Five K? They can't even play their instruments. Listen squire, who d'you think sold this thing out anyway? Them lot there? Them lot there? They haven't even got an album out Sound man, sound man, we've got our own sound man CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas'n'Dave. I don't care, I don't care, hello boys, there's a change of plan. G. You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. You're going on after Crispy Ambulance G. (rpt) You're going on after Crispy Ambulance.
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