I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich When a man walked up to me 'Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? If music be the food of love are you the indigestion?� Oh-oh-oh-oh possibly yes. Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads When a frail voice asked of me: Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pensionâ?� No-oh-oh-oh, fuck off no. Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom When he reached out for the jar He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet A Haliborange overdose that's not the right way To ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, to kill yourself. Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion When the stallion said to me: That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mateâ?� Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh said the stallion. Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl out on the ice Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl oh so nice. Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl out on the ice Me and my girl sealclubbing Me and my girl oh paradise.
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