The Len Ganley Stance

Intro: Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato No, no, no more shuffling of the feet. Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead Do your best to look like a teddy bear Then try and pretend to look vertically dead. Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance. Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check. Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.