(Intro) (x4) It's the year 2163 Chester Barnes is risen from the dead And he's coming round to creosote the fence And I for one feel Spartan and monastic. As the drama unfolds on the lawn There's a wager between the staff and me That Barnsey can't complete the job before I take my final Stannah up the stairs to the stars. Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song, sssh (instr) (x4) Granddaughter doesn't wanna know Ever since she got into the charts Ask her what perfume she wears 'Self-Righteous� by Anita Roddick. The doctor overrates me in my room And with the regularity of doom A geezer with a double-necked guitar Comes and tells me Tales from Topographic Oceans. Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song. (instr) Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song Papal entourage give us a song, papal entourage give us a song, sssh (instr)

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