Intro: (4x) (4x) verse 1 I was the best friend you ever had But that was over half an hour ago You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad An altogether more different snow. Oh I don't know how it all pans out But I know this much is true What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you. verse 2 Your overbearing highs Affect the atmosphere Shit dad does not quite rise To the occasion here. Well, a one-eyed clergyman up for the day Wouldn't have to think it through, What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you. Yes, what made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you. Instrumental (X4) verse 3 What price your bluster? What price your smarm? I've seen body parts lying in biology labs With far more charm. Oh, big trust in for king of the hill cock-a-doodle-do, What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you. Yes What made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you. I said what made Colombia famous Has made a prick out of you.

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