(Intro) Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins You're hard, you're hard Big Jimmy Nail, big Jimmy Nail You're hard as well. Sainsbury's security: like I'm dead scared Oh, what a frightening world it can be. Lenny Henry, Lenny Henry You're funny, you're funny Jenny clair, Jenny clair You're dead funny too. Deayton, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand Oh, nurse, soothe my sides Oh, what a funny old world it can be. OK, let's pedestrianise the High Streetâ?¦ (instr) . Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers But nothing much else yet she seems to get by Is this New Labour, Mr Blair? Is this New Labour, Mr Blair? If this is New Labour, Mr Blair E (x6) Should anyone need me, I'll be over there.

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