College

Intro: (x2) verse 1 I owe thirty-five dollars to the library At Humboldt State University But I dropped out fifteen years ago And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna I never got my report card But I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard So I didn't wanna know how bad I did But I know I never made the dean's list And college is a waste of time If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker You still have to wait in line At the bank drive through and the train tracks too Behind people like me with no degree 'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far And all I have is an old guitar Bridge (x2) verse 2 Forty bucks for a bag of weed In the summer nineteen ninety three Forty dollars is all I have And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough In the cafeteria they got sloppy joes And the sloppy joes cost three points I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough And college is a waste of time If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver You still have to go to the store And share the road with a wide load Who's taking up all three lanes And you can't get around him it's a big pain And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days But he knows one thing and that's freeways He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee And you're behind him with your college degree verse 3/Outro I owe thirty-five dollars to the library At Humboldt State University But I dropped out fifteen years ago So I never paid it and I'm still not gonna..