Not The Nine Oclock News - I Like Trucking

Intro: I like trucking I like trucking I like trucking and I like to truck I like trucking I like trucking If you don't like trucking....tough luck verse 1 On the road you must be brave and tireless On the road you can listen to the wireless On the road you eat café food with pride And you can throw it up outside Bridge 1 The greatest kick in trucking comes from knocking down a biker Or swinging round a roundabout and picking up a hiker You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side Then pop the crucial question - a ride for a ride I like trucking I like trucking I like trucking and I like to truck I like trucking I like trucking If you don't like trucking....tough luck Bridge 2 Perhaps the greatest laugh of all that makes this life worthwhile Is waving on the car behind giving him a smile With glasses and with gratitude he revs his little load And meets another trucking truck a-trucking down the road verse 2 On the road you must be tough and ruthless And the rumours that we're gay are truthless On the road you can wear your shirtsleeves rolled You eat chocolate when it's cold From behind we like to sneak up on you from behind Never mind if you hit 'em never mind We like trucking we like trucking We like trucking and we like to truck We like trucking we like trucking If you don't like trucking....tough luck We like trucking we like trucking We like trucking and we like to truck We like trucking we like trucking If you don't like trucking....tough luck repeat Chorus to fade