Spitting Image - The Chicken Song

Intro: verse 1 It's the time of year now that spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for maronic holidays That nausiate ate ates in a million different ways From the shores of Spain to the coast of southern France No matter where you hide you just can't escape this dance verse 1 Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith Up 1/2 tone verse 2 Skin yourself alive learn to speak Arapaho Climb inside a dog and behead an eskimo Eat a Renault 4 wear salami in your ears Casserole your gran disembowel yourself with spears Bridge The disco is migrating the sound is loud and grating It's truly nauseating let's do the dance again Up 1/2 tone verse 3 Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up your nose Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars Up 1 tone verse 4 Skin yourself alive learn to speak arapaho Climb inside a dog and behead an eskimo Now you've heard it once your brain will spring a leak And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks Outro up 1/2 tone to fade Hold a chicken in the air stick a deck-chair up you nose Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la