Take the rose bush from my hair Shake loose all them little thorns What?s the sprinkler doin? on So damn early in the morn Crawlin? home at 5AM Lord the sidewalk sure is hard I guess I drank too much again Help me make it thru the yard Bridge: I don?t know what?s right or left I?m too drunk to even stand Why the devil won?t you help me Please take your foot off of my hand And put some coffee on the stove We?ll go try to find your car I can?t hack it all alone Help me make it thru the yard And get my lawyer on the phone Help me make it thru the yard
Top songs from Pinkard & Bowden
I Lobster But Never Flounder
She Thinks I Steal Cars
Friends In Crawl Spaces (ballad Of Jeffery Dahmer)
Fudge Packers In Disguise
Blue Hairs Drivin' In My Lane
Mama, She's Lazy
The Dog Song
Help Me Make It Through The Yard
Drivin' My Wife Away
Poop Chute Boogie