She thinks I steal cars Just because my attics full of hubcaps Just because the basement?s full of tires Just because I ground the numbers off her engine block She thinks I steal cars And if she?s happy thinking I?m a car thief I guess it?s cause I gave her such a deal But all her old friends keep asking questions Like where did you get that Oldsmobile And just because the police came this morning Just because they slammed behind bars Just because she found the bathtub full of auto parts She thinks I steal cars She thinks I steal cars
Top songs from Pinkard & Bowden
I Lobster But Never Flounder
She Thinks I Steal Cars
Friends In Crawl Spaces (ballad Of Jeffery Dahmer)
Fudge Packers In Disguise
Blue Hairs Drivin' In My Lane
Mama, She's Lazy
The Dog Song
Help Me Make It Through The Yard
Drivin' My Wife Away
Poop Chute Boogie