Counterman

Intro: (once) N/C Well I'm a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama We got everything from A to Z some miscellaneous and what have ya I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make 'em all blow smoke But I ain't got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin' on her just to stay with me the resta my life I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels 'Cause she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin' her Miss December On the calender for the customers and distributors and vendors well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right 'Cause I'm puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the Burgundy Room tonight Well I'm a counterman and I's a countin on her just to stay with me the resta my life Hell I's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would settle down and be my wife I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels 'cause she purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile Ah she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile