Psycho Bitch From Hell

This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was. Intro: (Strum once) She's a psycho bitch from Hell Suckin' on a Pall Mall She gets drunk as a carload of white trash Walks like a duck She's hairy as the missin' link Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck" verse 1: Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood It just tends to go from bad to worse And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves She's a psycho bitch from Hell Suckin' on a Pall Mall She gets drunk as a carload of white trash Walks like a duck She's hairy as the missin' link Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks" verse 2: Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money Chorus 3: She's a psycho bitch from Hell Suckin' on a Pall Mall She gets drunk as a carload of white trash Walks like a duck She's hairy as the missin' link Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family" ____________________________________ Early Times is a brand of whiskey A quaalude is a sedative pill In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better. And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and "Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).