My Conservative Girlfriend

Roy Zimmerman

She's a real Type A And she's over-insured Her favorite castaway Is Thurston Howell, the third She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise I can be her lover long as I downsize My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Every Friday we go liberal bashin' She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court) Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump) Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait) Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck) And from the day I checked her out from front to back I knew her private sector could take up the slack My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Every weekend we go wilderness trashin' (spoken) Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast. You're having the spotted owl omelet... Whites only. Come on, baby, Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire... (sung) She only deals in quality narcotics and guns Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans My conservative girlfriend Got a tiny little heart full of passion My conservative girlfriend Her white collar and her red neck are clashin' My conservative girlfriend Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin' My conservative girlfriend Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'

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