The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - Show Me Your Hands

Intro verse 1 Ma'am, I need you to take a step back You're facing the law, not the clerk at the Gap Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops You better shape on up verse 2 You better empty out all of your pockets But don't empty out all of your pockets Yeah we're cops, yeah we're cops And we make sense Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Or I might be inclined to shoot you up verse 3 You go forty in a thirty-five Check your mirror, you'll find hell has arrived 'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops We're up in your shit verse 4 Kathy lost her cat in a tree Contact Fire, not the HFPD 'Cause we're cops, yeah we're cops Her cat is dead Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Or I might be inclined to shoot you Bridge Step away from the vehicle, Step away from the vehicle Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle Do the things I say... I'm a cop Step away from the vehicle step away from the vehicle (Get those hands up! Get those hands up!) Get back in the vehicle Get back in the vehicle (Put those hands down! Get those hands down!) Slowly get out of the vehicle Slowly get out of the vehicle (Put those hands up! Put those hands up!) Do the things I say... (Up, down...) I'm a cop! 9-1-1 emergency call Got a 4-1-1 at a shopping mall Better pack your heat and utility belt Any mall rats comin' in hot, they melt Sarge, it's your wife on the 9-1-1 What that bitch want, Sarge? She just wants a snug Grab your nine millimetre and donut bucket Want my badge number? Put it in your mouth and suck it! N.C. (Spoken) Oh Sam, please stop! I'm your wife! Please just talk to me, baby. Key change Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Get 'em up, or you'll end up in cuffs Show me your hands, show me those jazz hands Or I might be inclined to shoot you- Up