Little Tiny Mustache

You are the love of my life so it cuts like a knife When I feel that I'm being mislead I'm a little concerned for I recently learned Of the swastika tatoo on your head And it makes you smile when you hear sieg heil You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard You do goose step salutes in your Doc Marten boots And you quoted Mein Kampf in our fifth anniversary card I think you're a Nazi baby, Are you a Nazi? I think you're a Nazi baby, You could be a Nazi You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials And you watch them whenever they're airing I guess I should have known when you bought a new bone For your puppies named Goerbels and Goerring You showed up late for our very first date I said I how are you, you said "White Power" Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed When you ask me if I'd like to shower Are you a Nazi? Don't be lyin', baby Are you a Nazi? Are you anti-zion maybe? Your every dress is monogrammed "SS" You hold an aryan picnic and bash And I get irate when you say I'd look great If I wore a little tiny mustache Your social politics say that races don't mix And you call it pure blood pollution When I feel sad, you say its not so bad, For every problem theres a final solution Are you a Nazi? Give me an answer baby, Are you a Nazi? You drive a friggin' Panzer, baby You say that love is blind So how could I have guessed? But then again I met you At the Vagner Fest I know you're a Nazi, And that's why I'm leavin' 'Cause you're a Nazi, As sure as my name is Stephen Gold-Berg-Stein