Kempt

Transcribed by Rob [email protected] Yon: My life was completely astrous when I met you. Scod: Not disastrous. Yon: So gruntled with this life I thought I had. Scod: Opposite of disgruntled. Yon: How could a love so perfect be so vincible. Scod: Not invincible. Yon: I could have sworn that you were scrutable, My judgment was so bad. (pause) Scod: Bad, opposite of unbad. Yon: But you were Tripod: Kempt, so kempt, Everything about you was seemly You were kempt, so kempt! (let ring) Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled, (let ring) So gusting and so shevelled Were you_________. Yon: It started out so wholesome, so pure. S & G: Tell them about it. Yon: We engaged in speakable acts. S & G: Nothing too saucy. Although we had hibitions we were totally toward S & G: You should have seen it coming. Yon: But I always had a tendency to Tripod: Underreact Our love is defunct F When it once was funct You debunked all the myths (stop) You had previously bunked Yon: When you were Tripod: Kempt, so kempt, Everything about you was seemly You were kempt, so kempt! Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled, (let ring) So gusting and so shevelled (Palm muted) Were you____________ Tripod: You always seemed so honest, Yon: And so sidious. You are an angel Tripod: I checked your phone bill Yon: It was full of crepancies. Scod: Everything was in order! Tripod: But I found out one evening you?d been creet! Yon: AHA! Tripod: When you and your ex booked a motel cogni___to___________ (let ring) Yon: Your ex, your ex! It was a personal attack! (let ring) You were going out with prefixes behind my back! (breaks down crying) Scod: Poor little fella Gatesy: Look what?s happened to the little fellow now, huh? His heart?s completely roken! Although he does hang out with some serious lappers! You know the kind of lutty type. Scod: Gatesy, this song?s not actually about just taking the first letter off words. Gatesy: What? I mean, hat? Scod: Gatesy, this song?s about prefixes, alright. Like in, or ex, or un. If you find an un in a word and you take that out. Audience member: Begun! Gatesy: As in, you?re not very f-ny? Scod: Yeah, I could think of a better example is you?re a c-t. (Pause) Gatesy: HEY! Scod: Let?s have another crack at it shall we? Scod: He asked you questions No more terrogation Gatesy: He acted and he umped, DUMPED you straight away. S & G: You?re free, Enjoy your new found carceration . Yon: You?re the ex I always pected, I'll never member you again. You always derstood me anyway. Tripod: You sent a liminal message, By cheating with your ex. (let ring) But I just think you had an feriority complex. Yon: But anyway, I found someone else. And she is Kempt, so kempt. S & G: Oooooh oooooh Yon: Everything about her is seemly Tripod: She is kempt, so fucking kempt! let ring) Her Christian name is Ingrid, (let ring) Yon: She let?s me call her Grid. (let ring) Tripod: And she takes off her derpants for me________! Scod: Thank you!