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And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Oh, baby, 
Tell me where have you been? 
Now the stage is set 
Where's my Juliet, baby? 
Is it maybe 
My Midsummer Night's Dream? 
What's my scene? 
What's my scene? 
What's my scene? 
Tell me what's my scene
Like a talent scout
I'm always checking out new blood
Oh, I'd do good
If you tell me your game
Playing Solitaire
Doesn't get me where you would
And, honey, you could
Play any rules that you name
What's my scene? 
What's my scene? 
What's my scene? 
Tell me I gotta know
They say, yeah, they say
Making love, you can make it pay
They say, yeah, they say,
But we know there's a better way
solo    4x
And another thing
I've been wondering lately
Am I crazy
To believe in ideals?
I'm a betting man
But it's getting damn lonely
Oh honey if only
I was sure what I feel
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene?
What's my scene? (I'm dying to know)
outro solo 
What's my..?