Intro 
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
Verse 
What's in it for me? 
You don't get nothing for free. 
You stand and shake your tin, 
It gets under my skin. 
I might see what I can do 
In another year or two. 
Let me see: what's in it for me? 
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. 
Can you stop? you keep after me 
But I'm not - not a charity 
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
Verse 
Now you're back again 
Just like a long-lost friend 
With your sorry tale of woe 
But no one wants to know. 
Just give us a rest! 
You're making me depressed. 
Gotta run, I'm a busy man 
And I've done everything I can 
But you keep stickin' out your hand 
Pardon me, you're in disneyland 
Bridge 
And I know you'll think it's strange, 
You, I know you'll think it's strange 
But I don't have any change. 
So no change. 
Solo 
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
Whoo hoo   Whoo hoo 
Bridge 
And I know you'll think it's strange, 
You, I know you'll think it's strange 
But I don't have any change.     Change. 
Verse 
I'll tell you for free: 
Don't waste your breath on me. 
I've heard it all before. 
Philanthropy's a bore! 
Let me see: what's in it for me? 
'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. 
Can you stop? you keep after me 
But I'm not - not a charity 
Outro 
  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
  Charity!  What's in it for me? 
  Charity!  What's in it for me? What's in it for me? 
          For me!