Dance Me To Death

Intro () She tried to () dance me to death () breath Lord, that woman's killin' me I'm () Seth I said, "Ya'll () got to get me away from this girl If you () die" They said, () "why" And I said, "That dagum Beth's gonna () death" () Donna and Seth's some ex-friends of mine That talked () date She worked with a girl named Beth Darnell That had a () wait We () picked up Beth at her mama's house Met her () dead () Beth had a face like a Wanted poster And a () gallon of moose on her head We () wound up at the Cowboy Heaven And we () door She grabbed me by the forearm And () drug me out on the fl(E)oor We () danced to thirty-seven songs in a row Never () life () We cut the rug like a carpet installer With a () knife She tried to () dance me to death () breath Lord, that woman's killin' me I'm () Seth I said, "Ya'll () got to get me away from this girl If you () die" They said, () "why" And I said, "That dagum Beth's gonna () death" **key change** () I got honky-tonk twisted Till I was () clothes I need a towel, a beer, and bathroom rug And my () Schoal's We () danced to everything the band could play And some () stuff off TN(C#)N I () swore if this 2-step ever stopped I'd () never 2-step a(B)gain **key change** She tried to () dance me to death () breath Lord, that woman's killin' me I'm () Seth I said, "Ya'll () got to get me away from this girl If you () die" They said, () "why" And I said, "That dagum Beth's gonna () death" **key change** () I woke up in the parking lot And the () there Staring at me was an EMT And a () cowboy in a wheel(F#)chair I () asked what happened And the EMT, said () hint Son, you have just been the victim Of a () freak dance acci(B)dent" Well, the () cowboy looks at me And said, "Beth Dar(E)nell" - I said, "how'd you () know" (No Chord) Me and Beth was married a year I quit walkin' six months ago **key change** She tried to () dance me to death () breath Lord, that woman's killin' me I'm () Seth I said, "Ya'll () got to get me away from this girl If you () die" They said, () "why" And I said, "That dagum Beth's gonna () dance me... Dance me...dance me to () death"