I Married A Woman Who Talks Like Jerry Reed

Intro: () () I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed () God just didn't bless her with the vocal chords she needs () She looks like Cindy Crawford, but that ain't the way she sounds When () we make love, I keep hearin' "East Bound And Down" () I work sixty hours a week, and I bring home my check She says, (No Chord) "Son you're gonna have to take me out and put some () neck" So I () took her to a fancy restaraunt - she looked down her nose and said (No Chord) "Why didn't we stop at a choke and puke, for some () grilled cheese sandwich(E)es" () I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed Oughta () be on the cover of Playboy,'cause that body's garaunteed She () talks just like that guitar man, that crawled out of the swamp That () Lousiana law gonna save you, when I knock ya in the head with a stump She () thinks my name is Amos, when she ain't callin' me son (No Chord) "Amos, son, I'm under stress. Let's () fun" So () I flew her to Europe and spent ten-thousand bucks She said, "I'd have (No Chord) had more fun thumbin' a ride on a () truck" () () I married a woman who talks like 'you know who' Got a () brand new pair of earplugs, stuck in with Elmer's glue Bought () all the lamps that K-Mart had, 'cause there's one thing I don't need Is to () be in the dark with a woman who sounds just like Jerry Reed It's () hard to be romantic, when she whispers in my ear "You got a (No Chord) long way to go, and a () here" She () talks like that trucker, whether I like it or not "We're (No Chord) loaded up and truckin', and when you're () hot" Solo Fade out...