Ricky Tidwell's Mama's Gonna Play Football

Intro Ricky () Tidwell was a great athlete He was a () big strong boy that was quick on his feet And every () line Oh when the () scouts came knocking on Ricky's door They () didn't want to talk to young Rick no more When they () sign She was a real bold woman raised on a farm Had () Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm She was () meaner than hell and ran the 40 in 4.(D)3 She could () squat 600 bench press 5 The () hands down meanest homemaker alive Got a () Ricky () Tidwell's mama is gonna play football Her () Tall" She's got () shoulders and a hind end four foot wide () full ride Mrs. () NC-(C)-double-(G)-A She'd () wash all her team mates uniforms Tucked () everybody in the football dorms () Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer You're () missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare () Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays The () only one tough enough to go both ways Got a () mouth full of mud, scarred up knees () Cussing out the coaches and the referees Ricky () Tidwell's mama's gonna play football Her () real name's Doris Everbody calls her "Too () Tall" They say she's a () fine young man but she's really not Ricky's () cheap shot And on the () day She led the () league in sacks Res(G)ponsible for killing nine running backs But the () was destroyed They () ster(D7)oids Ricky () Tidwell's mama's on probation Now the () college is started their investiga(D)tion They wouldn't leave () poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone Said () hormones Doris () hell In the ()-L Ricky Tidwell's mama Spoken: I got a flagrant personal foul, unsportsmanlike conduct Illegal use of a clothesline 15 yard penalty 1st down