John Rocker, your proctologist called, They just found your head You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove, For that stupid crap you said You've got the loudest mouth in baseball, Nobody could shut you up So in New York, even in your street clothes, You probably oughta wear a cup Chorus John, your off your rocker (quick strum) Better.. clean out that locker Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games Son, you've clinched a spot Next to Marge Schotte In the Dipshit Hall Of Fame John Rocker, Detective Furhman called He knows how you feel And I bet you Congressman David Duke Would probably help with your appeal Maybe you won't get suspended Or have to pay that 20 grand But if you can't close for the Braves right now, You can start for the Ku Klux Klan Chorus John, you're off your rocker (quick strum) Thank God you don't play soccer Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute) [email protected]
Watch the song video
Top songs from Tim Wilson
Did you ever dreamed on playing piano?
Playground Sessions is a revolutionary new way to learn music and play the piano.
No more boring courses. The adaptive videos automatically adjust to your skill level. Plus, you’ll receive regular feedback on your progress each week, plus a personal training plan from a professional piano teacher.
Start to play the piano instantly - and have fun doing it!