Four Cars Ago

Intro: Verse I used to pull that top down, and get 'er in the backseat She was sick from all the Boone's Farm and the corndogs she'd eat Brand spankin' new rubber - I just lubed the rear-end She was makin' knockin' noises at the Joyland Drive-In Leather seats get sweaty when it's biblical hot And Pat Benetar keeps screamin' - "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" And half the cast of "Deep Throat" knew that I loved her so But that was four cars a go She threw up on the floormat, just be fore she passed out Had to stop at the "Goo-Goo" and vaccum it out We pulled up at her mamma's, 'bout the time she came to And my record label won't let me tell ya, the other stuff we'd do She's why those bucket-seats are ripped, and the floorboard's rusted out She got hold of some of that Spanish Fly, my cousin bragged about She pulled it out the night that movie "Porky's" came to town And she's the reason, I still betcha, that one window won't roll down That P.E. coach from "Porky's" knew that I loved her so But that was four cars a go I promise you, those shocks are shot - and the blinker's still stuck on And that girl's butt's why the door on that glove compartment's gone Those spring's are all still squeakin' - fluid leakin' on the ground I'll go to my grave with the reason that one window won't roll down Half the cast of "Deep Throat" knew that I loved her so But that was four cars a go Four cars a go That was four cars a go Four cars a go That was four cars a go Four cars a go...