Intro:   
Wake up major and stitch on your hat 
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache 
So what's in your diary today? 
Call on your main man, what can he do for you? 
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do 
Major, this is your day 
Living alone in a jar never gets you very far 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
Take out your paper and throw it all away 
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say 
Major this is your way 
The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth 
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out 
Major what can you say? 
I hope that you like who you are 
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
I know that you think that you made it 
I know what I meant to say 
While you looked in the mirror  
I was getting away 
For you there is there is nothing to say 
He can read your mind, make you feel alright  
Sgt. Major knows what you want 
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star 
Sgt Major knows what you want 
                        Whoo whooo  
                        Whoo whooo  
                        Whoo whooo  
  (hold)