Eating Food In The Shower

Intro SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff. But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON! verse 1 I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast God knows we need both but there just ain't no time But I've found a way to get the most out of our day I prepared you this buffet So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me Let's eat our food in the shower Just look at the time we've saved Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray We're eating food in the shower Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain! Bridge SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? I gotta tell you I - whoops. Sorry I'll get that, that was... WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. verse 2 Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin' It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date! Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter And hold my pruney hand I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!) Eating food in the shower But just between us I don't deny All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!) We're eating food in the shower This is the pinnacle of your year The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea Outro SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!