Road Trip

*If you don't like playing chords, put a Capo on the 3rd fret and transpose this tab DOWN 3 half-steps to play in I met a girl a few weeks ago () She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags () We're going on a cross-country trip 'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! Letâ??s hit the road I was so close to... personal growth So California here I come I wanna bone across the nation Let's bust a load of summer fun! I porked most of New York () I banged 'em silly in Philly () I had â??em screaming for Balti-more I slapped my groin on Des Moines () And dropped my phallus in Dallas Weâ??re only halfway through Day Four I g-g-g-g-gave some to DC () Bust coconuts on Miami () I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some penix to Phoenix () And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in L.A. TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! Now here we are in California These girls are hot And Brian bought us a new yacht () He killed the previous owner Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure This boner quest has just begun! I left 'em smitten in Britain And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina Then things got beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion I Banged-ladesh! Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause... I've conquered Earth It is time to move on! Let's take a rocket Find some hot alien sluts () Set phasers to thrust No time for spacesuits I am way too horny! Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK